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you wake up after a party and your whole body looks like a vomit oatmeal soup. bonus points if you see bugs crawling out of your hair.

i woke up and my shirt was like a vomit smoothie. i looked like a sick breakfast cereal.

my face was covered in puke and i had a fly on my nose. it was like a horror movie.

i looked in the mirror and my hair was full of bugs. i thought i had lice, but it was just oatmeal puke.

you wake up and your face feels like it was dipped in a sick oatmeal slurry. if there’s a fly on your tongue, you win.

my face was like a wet oatmeal pancake. i couldn’t even open my eyes without puke in my eye.

i brushed my teeth and found a fly in my mouth. it was like a surprise party from my insides.

i looked in the mirror and my tongue was covered in green puke. i tried to speak and it came out like a slurry.

you wake up and your whole body is like a puke oatmeal mix. if there's a worm in your hair, you're the king of the mess.

my hair was like a puke soup. i looked like a monster who ate a breakfast bar and then threw up.

i tried to comb my hair and found a worm. i thought i was going to die from grossness.

my whole body was covered in puke. i looked like a mess that even a dog would turn down.