Oatmealed
A breakfast so good it makes you feel like you just won the lottery and your ex just called to apologize.
Oatmeal is the best breakfast. You can’t deny it. You’re just a weak person who doesn’t like it.
I eat oatmeal every morning and feel like a king. You’re just a sad guy with no life.
Oatmeal is the only breakfast worth eating. You’re a fool if you don’t like it.