Oatmealcreampi
A big, cheeky, good-looking man. He delivers food during the day, throws clouds around at night, and plays rock music like it's a sacred ritual.
He brought me my food and a laugh. I knew I was gonna get roasted later.
He threw a cloud at my window. It rained on my cat and my brain.
He played a song so loud, my dog ran away and my neighbor screamed.