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A fat, troublemaker, good-looking guy. Delivers food during the day, blows clouds at night, and rocks hard rock with a smile that could make a saint blush.
He showed up at my door with a pizza and a wink. I knew it was gonna be a long night.
He blew a cloud right in my face during a thunderstorm. I got soaked and mad.
He played his guitar so loud, my dog howled and my neighbor called the cops.
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A chunky, sneaky, handsome dude. Works for DoorDash, kicks clouds into the sky, and rocks out to loud music like it's his full-time job.
He showed up with my food and a smirk. I knew I was in trouble.
He kicked a cloud so hard, it rained on my car and my pride.
He played a song so loud, my neighbor came out with a mop and a curse.
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A big, cheeky, good-looking man. He delivers food during the day, throws clouds around at night, and plays rock music like it's a sacred ritual.
He brought me my food and a laugh. I knew I was gonna get roasted later.
He threw a cloud at my window. It rained on my cat and my brain.
He played a song so loud, my dog ran away and my neighbor screamed.
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