Oatmeal sock
Sticking a traffic cone with a hole in it up someones butt or pussy, then shoving milk, juice, and oatmeal inside, letting it cook, and then slurping it out like a f***ing dog.
My cousin did this to my aunt and she cried for an hour.
I tried it with my brother and he laughed so hard he peed.
My mom did it to my dad and he said it tastes like regret.