Oatmeal sock

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Sticking a traffic cone with a hole in it up someones butt or pussy, then shoving milk, juice, and oatmeal inside, letting it cook, and then slurping it out like a f***ing dog.
My cousin did this to my aunt and she cried for an hour.
I tried it with my brother and he laughed so hard he peed.
My mom did it to my dad and he said it tastes like regret.
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Putting a holey traffic cone up someones butt or pussy, filling it with milk, juice, and oatmeal, letting it get hot, then pulling it out and eating it like it was a f***ing meal.
My friend did it to his teacher and got sent to the principal's office.
I did it to my sister and she said it was the worst thing ever.
My dad did it to my uncle and they both got drunk and started singing.
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Shoving a cone with a hole in it up someones butt or pussy, then plopping milk, juice, and oatmeal in it, letting it warm up, and then eating it out like it was a f***ing treat.
My brother did it to his friend and they both got kicked out of the house.
I did it to my dog and he just stared at me.
My mom did it to my dad and he said it was the best thing he ever had.
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