Oatmeal sock
Shoving a cone with a hole in it up someones butt or pussy, then plopping milk, juice, and oatmeal in it, letting it warm up, and then eating it out like it was a f***ing treat.
My brother did it to his friend and they both got kicked out of the house.
I did it to my dog and he just stared at me.
My mom did it to my dad and he said it was the best thing he ever had.