Oatmeal Raisin Cookie
It’s exactly what it sounds like, you dumbasses. No sex stuff. It’s just a cookie, and it’s good, so shut up and eat it.
Your friend says, ‘I don’t know why you like it,’ and you say, ‘Because it’s good, you idiot.’
You argue with your mom about it at breakfast and she throws a fork at you.
You text your friend, ‘This cookie is amazing,’ and he replies, ‘You’re not wrong.’