Oatmeal Raisin Cookie

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A huge areola on a fat chick that looks like an oatmeal raisin cookie, and it’s so big it makes you wanna scream ‘Whoop Areola!’ until you’re outta breath and your throat’s on fire.

You see her in the gym and just yell, ‘Whoop Areola!’ like you’re in a battle.

You text her, ‘Are you related to the cookie?’ and she replies, ‘No, but I wish I was.’

You try to hide your laugh during group project time because you’re too scared of her.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It’s exactly what it sounds like, you dumbasses. No sex stuff. It’s just a cookie, and it’s good, so shut up and eat it.

Your friend says, ‘I don’t know why you like it,’ and you say, ‘Because it’s good, you idiot.’

You argue with your mom about it at breakfast and she throws a fork at you.

You text your friend, ‘This cookie is amazing,’ and he replies, ‘You’re not wrong.’

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who acts like they’re super into you, but when you finally get them alone, they vanish like a fart in the wind.

You ask them out and they say, ‘Sure!’ then never talk to you again.

You text them, ‘Hey, wanna hang out?’ and they reply, ‘Maybe later,’ and never do.

You see them at the store and they wave, but you’re too embarrassed to say hi.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A joke pulled on King Henry VIII by some jealous courtiers who wanted him to fail at everything.

You tell your history teacher, ‘It was a prank on King Henry VIII,’ and she says, ‘You’re not wrong.’

You argue with your brother about it during lunch and he says, ‘You’re a moron.’

You write a song about it and post it on TikTok and get 10 likes.

by Slangipedia 7d ago