Oatmeal pizza - When your body throws up everything it ever ate and you’re l

When your body throws up everything it ever ate and you’re left with nothing but shame

I had an oatmeal pizza after eating a whole pizza box and a bag of chips.

My roommate had an oatmeal pizza and it smelled like a dead raccoon.

I ate too much and had an oatmeal pizza in the middle of a Zoom meeting.