oatmeal muncher
A person who lives in a tent, eats oatmeal, and probably thinks you’re a ‘soul-stealing capitalist’ for using a toothbrush.
The oatmeal muncher at the coffee shop called my latte a ‘soul-stealing drink’ and tried to trade me a banana for it.
My neighbor is an oatmeal muncher who thinks I’m a ‘soul-stealing capitalist’ because I own a phone.
I met an oatmeal muncher who tried to convince me that capitalism was a ‘soul-stealing curse’ from the devil.