oatmeal crackers - They’re fake, but they make your brain think you’re eating s

They’re fake, but they make your brain think you’re eating something worth dying for.

I saw a commercial for oatmeal crackers and now I’m mad I didn’t get a PhD.

My mom bought me oatmeal crackers for my birthday and I cried.

I told my friend I’d rather eat gravel than eat these fake crackers again.