oatmeal crackers

Fresh

0 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

They’re fake, but they make your brain think you’re eating something worth dying for.

I saw a commercial for oatmeal crackers and now I’m mad I didn’t get a PhD.

My mom bought me oatmeal crackers for my birthday and I cried.

I told my friend I’d rather eat gravel than eat these fake crackers again.

They taste like regret and they’re shaped like a middle finger.

I bit into an oatmeal cracker and it felt like my life was over.

I ate three oatmeal crackers and now I’m questioning everything.

My coworker gave me an oatmeal cracker and I threw it at him.

They’re just cardboard with some oatmeal dust and a bad idea.

I told my boss oatmeal crackers are the worst thing since the invention of the office printer.

I ate an oatmeal cracker and now I hate my life.

I tried to crush an oatmeal cracker and it just laughed at me.