Oatly
A fake farmer who thinks they're cool because they drink oat milk. They brag about being cow-free like it's a big deal. They wear flannel like it's a religion and still act surprised when you don't know who Tarantino is.
'I was oatly before you even knew what oatly was!'
'I don’t need a Halloween costume, I already look like a farmer.'
‘I’m not basic, I’m just alt, okay?’