Oatly

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A fake farmer who thinks they're cool because they drink oat milk. They brag about being cow-free like it's a big deal. They wear flannel like it's a religion and still act surprised when you don't know who Tarantino is.
'I was oatly before you even knew what oatly was!'
'I don’t need a Halloween costume, I already look like a farmer.'
‘I’m not basic, I’m just alt, okay?’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A number that tells you how much something smells like a moldy oat milk carton in a broom closet.
‘This coffee has an oatly of 7 out of 10.’
‘That yogurt is so oatly, it makes me want to cry.’
‘I rate my ex’s personality on an oatly scale.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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When you’re so desperate for Oatly, you start breaking into supermarkets and screaming ‘I need Oatly’ like it’s the last Oatly on Earth.
‘I flew to London just to find Oatly. I didn’t even know what I was doing.’
‘I broke into a store at 2 a. m. because I was out of Oatly.’
‘I walked five miles just to find a single carton of Oatly.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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A milk substitute that makes you think you’re in love with a 12-year-old who looks like a breakfast cereal mascot.
‘I’m not in love with a kid, I’m in love with Oatly.’
‘That boy in the cereal commercial is my soulmate.’
‘Oatly is my forever love.’
by Slangipedia 8d ago
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