OatChild - OatChildren are the worst. They summon oats like it’s their

OatChildren are the worst. They summon oats like it’s their job and make you feel like an idiot for not knowing about it.

My brother’s an OatChild. He called my lunch a ‘weak attempt at oat power.’

At school, an OatChild turned my snack into a magical army.

I got beat up by an OatChild for not respecting the oat gods.