Oatch
When you hit someone with your hand so hard you make their face scream and your nails turn into f***ing daggers.
My friend did an oatch to my dog and now the dog is running in circles like a f***ing lunatic.
I did an oatch to my little sister and she’s now eating ice cream and crying at the same time.
My dad did an oatch to my uncle and now the uncle looks like he got into a fight with a blender.