Oatch

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When you whip someone’s face with your hand like a f***ing ninja, ripping off a piece of their face like it’s a f***ing snack.
My cousin did an oatch to my brother and now he looks like a raccoon with a sunburn.
She did an oatch to my dad and he screamed like a baby at a horror movie.
I did an oatch to my teacher and now she’s mad and my hand hurts.
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Slapping someone so hard your nails dig into their face like you’re trying to carve their name into a f***ing tombstone.
He did an oatch to his friend and now the friend has a red mark on his cheek like a f***ing tomato.
My mom did an oatch to my dad and he said he felt like a cat got him.
I did an oatch to my brother and now he’s crying and I’m laughing.
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When you hit someone with your hand so hard you make their face scream and your nails turn into f***ing daggers.
My friend did an oatch to my dog and now the dog is running in circles like a f***ing lunatic.
I did an oatch to my little sister and she’s now eating ice cream and crying at the same time.
My dad did an oatch to my uncle and now the uncle looks like he got into a fight with a blender.
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