Oatbean - A bean from the sky that eats your oats and your patience. I

A bean from the sky that eats your oats and your patience. It loves hoola-hoops more than your ex and will take over your field if you don't feed it.

'My oatbean just ate my whole field and then did a hoola-hoop in my face.'

'That oatbean is sitting on my roof eating my cereal and laughing at me.'

'I tried to punch the oatbean, but it just bounced back like a bean in a beanbag.'