Oatbean

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A tiny bean-shaped alien that shits out oats and loves hoola-hoops more than your mom. It crashes into fields and eats your crops until it's strong enough to kick your ass.

'That oatbean just ate my entire cornfield and said it was a buffet.'

'George the Oatbean is hoola-hooping in my backyard while I’m crying.'

'I tried to kill the oatbean, but it just laughed and did a backflip.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A space bean that lives off your oats and your dignity. It's basically a tiny monster that loves hoola-hoops and will ruin your day if you don't give it snacks.

'That oatbean just hoola-hooped over my fence and ate my dog.'

'My oatbean is sitting on my porch eating my breakfast and laughing at me.'

'I tried to run over the oatbean, but it just rolled away like a fat kid in a cafeteria.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A bean from the sky that eats your oats and your patience. It loves hoola-hoops more than your ex and will take over your field if you don't feed it.

'My oatbean just ate my whole field and then did a hoola-hoop in my face.'

'That oatbean is sitting on my roof eating my cereal and laughing at me.'

'I tried to punch the oatbean, but it just bounced back like a bean in a beanbag.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago