Oatage
When a person drops a huge, smelly, brown circle on the bed and says it’s Coke Zero, not the giant butt bomb they just let go. It’s not a stain, it’s a fart black hole.
My sister left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole bag of candy.
My brother left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw him eat a whole sandwich.
My mom left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole cake.