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When a person leaves a huge, smelly, brown ring on their bed and lies to everyone saying it's Coke Zero, not the stink bomb they just dropped from their butt. It's not a stain, it's a fart supernova.
My mom left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole pizza.
My brother left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I know he ate a whole chicken.
My dad left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw him eat a whole cake.
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When someone makes a huge, smelly circle on the bed and tries to say it's Coke Zero instead of the giant butt explosion we all know it is. It's not a stain, it's a buttquake.
My cousin left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole bag of chips.
My friend left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I know he ate a whole burger.
My neighbor left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw him eat a whole pizza.
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When a person drops a huge, smelly, brown circle on the bed and says it’s Coke Zero, not the giant butt bomb they just let go. It’s not a stain, it’s a fart black hole.
My sister left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole bag of candy.
My brother left a brown circle on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw him eat a whole sandwich.
My mom left a brown ring on the bed and said it was Coke Zero. I saw her eat a whole cake.
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