oat soda - Cheap beer, like the kind you get when you’re broke and your

Cheap beer, like the kind you get when you’re broke and your friends are laughing at you.

That oat soda tasted like my old socks after a long walk.

I drank oat soda and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.

Oat soda is the reason I have a headache on Monday.