oat soda

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A super old word for BEER, made from BARLEY, and it’s related to OATS, but don’t get it twisted, HOPS are not related. They’re like distant cousins who hate each other.
My grandpa drinks oat soda like it’s the last drop of water on Earth.
I asked for oat soda, got a beer, and now I’m mad.
Oat soda is just beer for people who think they’re fancy.
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Cheap beer, like the kind you get when you’re broke and your friends are laughing at you.
That oat soda tasted like my old socks after a long walk.
I drank oat soda and now I feel like I’ve been hit by a truck.
Oat soda is the reason I have a headache on Monday.
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A funny way to say beer, like when you’re drunk and you think soda pop tastes like beer.
I told my mom I was drinking oat soda, she said I was drunk.
Oat soda is the only thing I can drink without throwing up.
My friend calls beer oat soda because he’s stupid.
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