Oat-Kun
A guy who loves oats so much he joins the military in Japan and forgets how to speak English
I joined the army just to get free oats and now I only say 'momo' and 'oat' all day.
My Oat-Kun life started when I got sent to Japan and ate so many oats I forgot my own name.
I got stuck in the army because I kept saying 'oat is life' instead of 'hajimemashite'.