Oat-Kun

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A person who eats so many oats they get drafted into the Japanese army just to keep up with their cereal obsession

I ate 10 bowls of oats before my flight and got pulled into the army by a general who thought I was a spy.

My Oat-Kun status got me sent to basic training just to prove I could eat oats in a uniform.

I got a tattoo of an oat on my arm and now I'm in the military. It's official.

A guy who loves oats so much he joins the military in Japan and forgets how to speak English

I joined the army just to get free oats and now I only say 'momo' and 'oat' all day.

My Oat-Kun life started when I got sent to Japan and ate so many oats I forgot my own name.

I got stuck in the army because I kept saying 'oat is life' instead of 'hajimemashite'.

A person who eats so much oat that they get sent to Japan and forced to fight for cereal

I got sent to Japan to fight for oat supremacy and now I live in a tent with a bowl of oat on my head.

My Oat-Kun status got me into a war over cereal and I lost my pants.

I joined the army to get free oats and now I have to do push-ups with a bowl of oat on my chest.