Oat Goat
Soaking in a pile of oats until you're so relaxed you start making goat noises and acting like a complete idiot. You're now an oat goat and everyone knows it.
I did my overnight oats and turned into a goat. My roommate thinks I'm possessed.
I ate my instant oats like a beast and started bleating. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.
I was so full from my oat bath I couldn't stop mooing. My boss thinks I'm on drugs.