Oat Goat

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Soaking in a pile of oats until you're so relaxed you start making goat noises and acting like a complete idiot. You're now an oat goat and everyone knows it.

I did my overnight oats and turned into a goat. My roommate thinks I'm possessed.

I ate my instant oats like a beast and started bleating. My dog looked at me like I was crazy.

I was so full from my oat bath I couldn't stop mooing. My boss thinks I'm on drugs.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When you're so f***ing chill after eating oats you start acting like a goat and everyone’s like ‘what the f***’

I had my oats and turned into a goat. My mom thinks I’m high.

After my overnight oats, I started bleating and my neighbor called the cops.

I had my instant oats and started making goat noises. My dog laughed at me.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You eat so many oats you start acting like a goat and everyone’s like ‘what the f***’ and you’re like ‘I’m an oat goat and I’m f***ing proud’

I ate so much oatmeal I turned into a goat. My friend thinks I’m f***ing nuts.

I had my overnight oats and started bleating. My coworker thinks I’m possessed.

I had my instant oats and started making goat noises. My dog thinks I’m f***ing weird.

by Slangipedia 7d ago