oasys
A fancy, expensive music box that looks like it was made by a mad scientist. It has a screen, a brain, and can record songs, mix tracks, and sample everything like it’s going out of style. People fight about how much it costs more than they fight about who’s the best at Fortnite.
This OASYS is so fancy, it should have a valet and a side of fries.
I’d sell my soul for this synth. And I already sold my soul once.
This thing costs more than my rent. And my rent is evil.