oasys

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A fancy, expensive music box that looks like it was made by a mad scientist. It has a screen, a brain, and can record songs, mix tracks, and sample everything like it’s going out of style. People fight about how much it costs more than they fight about who’s the best at Fortnite.
This OASYS is so fancy, it should have a valet and a side of fries.
I’d sell my soul for this synth. And I already sold my soul once.
This thing costs more than my rent. And my rent is evil.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The most irresistible band since the invention of pizza. They make you forget your problems, your ex, and that time you ate 12 slices of pizza in one sitting.
Oasis is the only reason I still have a heartbeat.
If I had a dollar for every time I heard ‘Wonderwall,’ I’d be rich and famous.
Oasis is like my mental health, but cooler.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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A band that kicked ass in the 90s and still kicks ass today. They write songs so good, they should get a medal and a lifetime supply of chips.
Oasis didn’t just rock the 90s, they burned the 90s down with a flamethrower.
They’re like the cool kid in school who still beats you up during lunch.
They’re the reason my mom still knows all the lyrics to ‘Champagne Supernova.’
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The only good band for us young punks. They make music that makes your soul scream in delight.
Oasis is the only band that makes me feel like a rockstar. And I still can’t do push-ups.
They’re our generation’s heroes. And they’re still alive, so that’s a bonus.
Oasis is the reason I listen to music instead of crying in the corner.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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Druggie rock stars who make music so good, it sounds like it was recorded in heaven. They probably take more pills than my math teacher.
Oasis is like a drug trip that ended up in a Grammy.
They’re so high, they probably write songs in their sleep.
They’re the reason I have a headache and a new favorite song.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The best band ever. They make music so good, it makes other bands look like they’re singing in a garbage can.
Oasis is the reason I still believe in love, music, and my ability to make bad decisions.
They’re the only band that makes me forget my homework and my life.
They’re like a party in my brain, and I’m the DJ.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The best band since the Beatles. They wrote songs so good, they should get a gold star and a lifetime supply of cheese.
Oasis is the only band that can make me cry, laugh, and sing all at the same time.
They’re like the cool teachers who also write the best songs.
They’re the reason I still know all the words to ‘Don’t Look Back in Anger.’ And I still don’t know why.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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