oaskie
An oaskie is like a hillbilly who thinks they're fancy. They wear the same pair of pants every day, talk like they're from the 1800s, and think fast food is a luxury.
My neighbor is an oaskie. He once fought a raccoon over a sandwich.
An oaskie tried to start a band called 'The Gravy Boys.'
An oaskie told me the best way to lose weight is to drink oil and eat dirt.