oaskie

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An oaskie is a brainless, good-for-nothing redneck who lives in a shack and thinks ketchup is a food group. They're usually found in Fort Erie or Welland, where they drink cheap beer and yell at pigeons.
I saw an oaskie try to fix his truck with a hammer and a prayer.
My cousin married an oaskie, and now he thinks the moon is made of cheese.
An oaskie tried to explain the internet using a diagram of a chicken.
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An oaskie is like a hillbilly who thinks they're fancy. They wear the same pair of pants every day, talk like they're from the 1800s, and think fast food is a luxury.
My neighbor is an oaskie. He once fought a raccoon over a sandwich.
An oaskie tried to start a band called 'The Gravy Boys.'
An oaskie told me the best way to lose weight is to drink oil and eat dirt.
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An oaskie is a dumb person who thinks they're tough. They live in a run-down house, have no money, and still manage to insult everyone in the neighborhood.
An oaskie once yelled at a tree for not being a friend.
At the gas station, an oaskie argued with the clerk over the price of a bag of chips.
An oaskie tried to explain why the sky is blue using a piece of chalk and a napkin.
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