oaskie
An oaskie is a dumb person who thinks they're tough. They live in a run-down house, have no money, and still manage to insult everyone in the neighborhood.
An oaskie once yelled at a tree for not being a friend.
At the gas station, an oaskie argued with the clerk over the price of a bag of chips.
An oaskie tried to explain why the sky is blue using a piece of chalk and a napkin.