Oaring - This band is so good, it’s like your uncle just beat you up

This band is so good, it’s like your uncle just beat you up and told you to fall back.

I heard this band called Oaring and I knew I had to fall back. It’s that good.

My friend said Oaring is the best band ever. I believed him, then he beat me up.

This band is so good, it makes me want to fall back and cry.