Oaring

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Walking like a drunk lobster, swinging oars at people’s faces like they owe you money. You’re too lazy to aim, and you’re too proud to apologize.

I tripped into the lake and hit my friend with an oar. He’s still mad.

Oaring is just fancy fighting. I prefer it over actual fighting because I can’t punch.

I swung my oar at my brother, missed, and got my face in the lake. Classic.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Watching a movie like it’s still in the theater. You don’t care if it’s squished or stretched, you just want it to look how the director intended, even if it’s stupid.

I watched a movie in OAR and it looked weird. I didn’t care. It was still cool.

My mom says OAR is the best way to watch movies. I don’t get it, but I listen.

I turned on OAR and my screen looked like a pancake. Still watched it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

This band is so good, it’s like your uncle just beat you up and told you to fall back.

I heard this band called Oaring and I knew I had to fall back. It’s that good.

My friend said Oaring is the best band ever. I believed him, then he beat me up.

This band is so good, it makes me want to fall back and cry.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A big wooden stick you hit water with, like you’re trying to wake up the lake and it’s not working.

I used an oar to hit the water, but the lake didn’t wake up. I’m disappointed.

An oar is just a stick. I use it like it’s a sword.

I hit the water with my oar like I was trying to start a war.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A 12-foot stick that looks like it wants to rip your skin off. Real men carry it and don’t flinch when it rips their hands.

My oar ripped my hand. I still carry it. I’m a real man.

I got my hand ripped by my oar. I just laughed and kept rowing.

That oar is like a dragon. It doesn’t care about you.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A stick you use to move a boat. Also, how an Irish person says the letter R. It sounds like a bad habit.

I rowed my boat with an oar. Then I tried saying R like an Irish person. It was confusing.

Oaring is a stick and a weird way to say R. Both are annoying.

I used an oar to move my boat and then I tried talking like an Irish person. It was a disaster.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A bunch of girls going on a kayaking trip just so they can get knocked over and make a mess of themselves.

My friends went kayaking and got railed. I laughed so hard I almost fell in.

A group of girls went kayaking and got railed. It was the best thing ever.

I went on a kayaking trip with my friends and got railed. I still went back.

by Slangipedia 7d ago