oarigin
Where boat-paddles came from after centuries of people screaming about how they were too tired to row.
My teacher said oarigin is where the first oar was invented by a man who hated swimming.
Oarigin is like the baby shower for boat-paddles, but with more sweat and less cake.
If oarigin had a personality, it would be my neighbor who yells at the lake every time he rows.