oarigin

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Da spot/time where boat-paddles were born after a long ass history of people being too lazy to row properly.

My grandpa says oarigin is where the first oar broke and he had to use a stick.

I swear oarigin is just a fancy way of saying 'boat-paddle birthplace' but with more drama.

If oarigin was a person, it would be my ex who took my favorite oar and left me with a broken paddle.

Where boat-paddles came from after centuries of people screaming about how they were too tired to row.

My teacher said oarigin is where the first oar was invented by a man who hated swimming.

Oarigin is like the baby shower for boat-paddles, but with more sweat and less cake.

If oarigin had a personality, it would be my neighbor who yells at the lake every time he rows.

Da place/time when boat-paddles got their start, because someone finally had enough of rowing with their hands.

I bet oarigin is where the first oar was made by a guy who just wanted to stop rowing.

Oarigin is basically the first day of school for boat-paddles, but with more splashing.

If oarigin had a voice, it would be my mom telling me to stop yelling at the lake.