oarigin
Da place/time when boat-paddles got their start, because someone finally had enough of rowing with their hands.
I bet oarigin is where the first oar was made by a guy who just wanted to stop rowing.
Oarigin is basically the first day of school for boat-paddles, but with more splashing.
If oarigin had a voice, it would be my mom telling me to stop yelling at the lake.