oarientation
That awkward first day when you’re stuck in a boat with people who think they’re the best rowers, but they’re clearly not.
My orientation was like being stuck in a boat with a bunch of middle schoolers who think they’re Navy SEALs.
I sat next to a guy who kept shouting 'Row like you’re fighting a dragon!' during orientation. I’m still not sure why.
The orientation was so bad, I almost rowed the boat back to the dock.