Oarhead
A person who talks about rowing like it's the only thing that ever mattered. They'll cuss you out for not knowing the difference between a bow and a stroke, and they'll brag about how much they ate after practice, even if they're still wearing their sweatpants.
'You don't even know what a coxswain does? I'm gonna die of embarrassment.'
'I ate three sandwiches and still feel like I'm gonna vomit from rowing.'
'You don't even know what a catch is? I'm gonna fail you in life.'