Oarhead

A person who talks about rowing like it's the only thing that ever mattered. They'll cuss you out for not knowing the difference between a bow and a stroke, and they'll brag about how much they ate after practice, even if they're still wearing their sweatpants.

They live for rowing, and if you don't talk about it, they'll yell at you. They think they're the best rower ever, even if they're the last one to finish the race. They'll cuss you out for not knowing the difference between a scull and a shell.

They think they're the king of the water, and they'll tell you all about it. They'll bring up rowing in every conversation, even if you're trying to talk about something else. They’ll cuss you out if you don’t know what a 'split' is.