oardinary - The lazy, half-assed way of moving a boat that only works if

The lazy, half-assed way of moving a boat that only works if you're too tired to actually row.

My cousin tried to oardinary across the lake and ended up stuck in the mud.

I told my friend to stop oardinarying and just row like a human.

The oardinary is the reason why my boat is always late to the party.