oardinary

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The lazy, half-assed way of moving a boat that only works if you're too tired to actually row.
My cousin tried to oardinary across the lake and ended up stuck in the mud.
I told my friend to stop oardinarying and just row like a human.
The oardinary is the reason why my boat is always late to the party.
2
When you push the boat with your hands instead of using your arms because you're too weak to do real work.
He oardinaryed so hard, the boat almost ran into a duck.
My brother oardinaryed the boat so much, he got blisters on his palms.
She oardinaryed the whole way and still didn’t make it to the dock.
3
The worst way to move a boat, like you're too lazy to even try and just want to get it done.
I oardinaryed my way across the lake and missed the whole race.
He oardinaryed so slow, the other boats passed him like he was standing still.
My mom oardinaryed the boat and almost got us stuck in the reeds.
4
When you use your hands to push a boat like it's your job and you're too cheap to buy oars.
He oardinaryed the boat so much, his hands were red by the time he got to shore.
My friend oardinaryed all the way and still got lost in the middle of the lake.
She oardinaryed the boat like it was her last chance to get out of the water.
5
The most annoying way to move a boat, like you're too dumb to know how to row properly.
He oardinaryed the boat so slow, it took an hour to go five feet.
I oardinaryed the boat and got stuck in the middle of the lake.
My sister oardinaryed the whole way and still didn’t know where we were.
6
The most boring way to move a boat, like you're too tired to even bother doing it right.
He oardinaryed the boat so long, I fell asleep in the middle of the lake.
My brother oardinaryed the boat so much, it looked like he was doing push-ups in the water.
She oardinaryed the boat and still didn’t get anywhere.
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