oapilf - a man who’s been paid to sit around and still thinks he’s a

a man who’s been paid to sit around and still thinks he’s a tough guy.

He told me, 'I used to punch people, now I punch my wallet.'

He went to the gym and said, 'I used to work out, now I just work out my annoyance.'

He walked into the park and said, 'Back in my day, we had real trees to fight over.'