OAP Church Thugs
These grumpy old ladies run the church like it’s their personal prison. They text you at weird times, shout at you in public, and make sure everyone knows they’re the boss.
They texted me at 11 p. m. saying, 'You think you can skip church again? I’ve got 30 years on you!'
They had a full-on shouting match in the parking lot over who had the best church coffee.
They sent my dad a text that said, 'You’re the reason this church is going downhill.'