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A group of old ladies with huge heads who run around church like they own the place, yelling at people and making them scared to show up. They text you at 2 a. m. or 6 a. m. just to mess with your brain.

I got a text at 2 in the morning that said, 'You think you’re the only one who can be loud? I’ve got 20 years on you!'

They called me a 'lazy sinner' in front of the whole church. I was too embarrassed to leave.

They texted my mom and told her I was 'a disgrace to the congregation.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

These old hags are like the meanest bitches at church. They shout, push, and send texts that wake you up from your sleep. They don’t care if you’re tired or annoyed.

They sent me a text that said, 'You better show up tomorrow or I’ll tell the priest about your sins.'

They started a fight in the lobby over who had the best hymn voice. It was like a middle school drama.

They sent my brother a message that said, 'You’re not even worth the time I spend on you.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

These grumpy old ladies run the church like it’s their personal prison. They text you at weird times, shout at you in public, and make sure everyone knows they’re the boss.

They texted me at 11 p. m. saying, 'You think you can skip church again? I’ve got 30 years on you!'

They had a full-on shouting match in the parking lot over who had the best church coffee.

They sent my dad a text that said, 'You’re the reason this church is going downhill.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago