Oancea
Oancea is a Romanian name that makes you want to punch a wall. They’re tall, hairy, and have no chin. They can’t fold a bed sheet or swim. They support bad football teams and get tattoos that look like they were done by a drunk kid.
He tried to fold a bed sheet and it looked like a mad dog.
He got a tattoo of a rose and it looked like a blob.
He supports Liverpool and cries when they lose to anyone.