Oancea

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Oancea is a Romanian surname that sounds like a wanker. Most of them are tall, hairy, and chinless. They can’t fold a towel to save their lives and are stuck with Liverpool as a team. They also can’t swim or beat you at crazy golf.
My cousin Oancea tried to fold a towel and it looked like a dead rat.
He supports Liverpool and cried when they lost to Manchester United.
He tried to swim and ended up looking like a drowned rat.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Oancea is a Romanian guy who looks like a goat. He’s tall, hairy, and has no chin. He’s bad at sports, can’t swim, and thinks crazy golf is a real sport. He also gets terrible tattoos and starts smoking at 12.
He got a tattoo of a dragon and it looked like a blob.
He started smoking when he was 12 and now he smells like a burnt sock.
He tried to play football and tripped over his own hair.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Oancea is a Romanian name that makes you want to punch a wall. They’re tall, hairy, and have no chin. They can’t fold a bed sheet or swim. They support bad football teams and get tattoos that look like they were done by a drunk kid.
He tried to fold a bed sheet and it looked like a mad dog.
He got a tattoo of a rose and it looked like a blob.
He supports Liverpool and cries when they lose to anyone.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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