Oancea
An Oancea is a Romanian guy who looks like a goat. He’s tall, hairy, and has no chin. He’s bad at sports, can’t swim, and thinks crazy golf is a real sport. He also gets terrible tattoos and starts smoking at 12.
He got a tattoo of a dragon and it looked like a blob.
He started smoking when he was 12 and now he smells like a burnt sock.
He tried to play football and tripped over his own hair.