Oan SWAT
A stupid nickname for Green Lantern, the fake space cop who’s too lazy to do real work and just uses his ring to fight fake villains.
My friend said he wants to be an Oan SWAT when he grows up. I told him he’d be too busy fighting fake aliens.
My dog thinks he’s an Oan SWAT. He barks at the mailman like it’s a battle of the rings.
I got in trouble for calling my math teacher an Oan SWAT. She said I was being too loud.